Joss+and+Shelby

=Attack of the rogue Teletubbies.=  Somewhere in the land of Ancient China there was a small town of Teletubbies . This town had a population of 4, their names were Sifu Po, Tinkwinki San, Sensei Lala and Dipsy Sup. People were led to beleive that the teletubbies  were a very gay race who lived in harmony and believed in peace.And that the Teletubbies believe d  that all creatures should live in peace and harmony, but Emperor WHO disagreed. He believed that the Teletubbies were a dangerous race who were planning to eat the whole of China. 

WHO called the Teletubbies “Antenna Fatties” and had bad dreams about them every night. He hated Sifu Po whose body was totally red and had a short antenna on the top of her head. She often gave thank-you-gifts to WHO and he loathed the gifts she gave since they were nothing but flowery rubbish. She had a sweet voice, WHO despised Po had a small body which WHO felt sorry for. WHO would say, “Fatty Po thinks she’s the cutest thing in the world.” She always had her scooter with her (she called it “Po scooter) and WHO was sick of the sound the noise it made. WHO also hated Sensei Lala who had a pure yellow body. She had a curly antenna. People said she could sing beautifully but WHO thought she sang like a big fat pig. She liked to play with her orange bouncy ball which was almost as big as she was. Whenever WHO saw the ball, he would be startled thinking that the sun has come down from the sky. One of his secrets was that he was scared of the sun and he was worried people might find out. WHO hated Tinkwinki  San whose body color was purple. He was the tallest of all and had a triangle antenna. WHO could not understand why this Tinkwinki creature always carried a stupid red handbag, his so-called “magic bag”. WHO would say, “There are many other nice bags like Nike bags why does he carry a handbag that girls would carry?” Tinkwinki was a very polite Teletubby who would always bow to WHO even if he saw the emperor from far distance. He would run as fast as he could and say, “Good morning, Emperor WHO. How are you today?” WHO answered, “Good”, which meant “Get lost you ugly purple Fatty.” There was one Teletubby who WHO truly wanted to execute. His name was Dipsy Sup. Because of this Teletubby, WHO hated anything related to green, Dipsy’s skin color. In fact, he had nothing in green in his palace. To WHO, Dipsy was the most annoying creature in the world. He had a straight antenna pointing at the sky. Everyone loved him and considered him as the best comedian in Ancient China. He carried so many items to fool people and make people laugh. One of his favorite was his black and white hat which WHO wanted to tear in pieces. WHO thought Dipsy was doing this get people on his side so it would be easier for him to eat China later.

WHO (as you have probably noticed by now) was not a very polite or caring person in any way. But he did have feelings he felt sorry for these ugly creatures and regularly had people send gifts to the Teletubbies. He of course sent these gifts anonymously so that no one would know that he shared any compassion for these strange creatures. Also what he did not know was that under the cute fur of the Teletubbies lay cold blooded killers. The Teletubbies had ruled the world long ago and WHO's great grandfather had put a curse on these Teletubbies, "If they would cause any harm to a single soul within 2 days they would perish." Also what WHO didn't know was that there instruments all had torturous powers. The scooter has a hidden diamond blade hidden within the metallic case. The hat can summon daemons from other dimensions who listen to only the rightful owner of the hat, The ball wraps itself around the owner and grows 300 times in size then titanium spikes grow and can destroy almost any manmade building. The bag is the most dangerous of all of these weapons. inside it contains a virus that if open would infect half the population of China this virus had no cure and would spread undected it was known as AIDS. WHO admired someone in secret. Whenever WHO was walking down the street, he disguised himself as a commoner, he would see a beautiful girl who always read books while sat on a bench. He felt he wanted to have her right away but couldn’t since he was not the commoner he was disguised as. Everyday, he came to the street and watched her secretly. One day, he decided to talk to her. He practiced the words “Hey, I’m Ho Chong” thousands times. However, he could not talk to her straight away since he was so scared. He told himself he would count for 30 seconds and go. He counted. “1, 2, 3,” “28, 29,30” Then he went toward the bench. Suddenly, WHO saw a green creature. Yes. It was Dipsy. Dipsy ran to the girl and said, “Hey, I’m Dipsy. What’s your name?” The girl said, “I’m Shelby.” Dipsy pulled out a beautiful rose from his hat and handed to her. “Wow! It’s beautiful.” Shelby said and kissed Dipsy’s cheek. WHO was furious. He ran towards Shelby and Dipsy and snatched the rose out of Shelby’s hand. “I’m WHO, the Emperor. I can provide you many things. Will you like to be my second wife?” WHO asked. Shelby immediately changed her face expression and bowed to WHO. “I’ll be honored to become your secondary wife, sir.” WHO took Shelby from Dipsy and walked away. Dipsy could not help his hackles rising. His face turned red and he was so exasperated that he could even summon the daemons from his hat and kill WHO and Shelby. He walked to his place in a agitated walk. He banged the door and yelled, “We cannot live like this anymore!” Other Teletubbies asked him what happened and soothed him. After listening to what Dipsy said, other Teletubbies also got in to a huge rage. They thought it was so unfair and did a serious meeting about this problem. Tinkwinki said, “It’s going to be a war” The other Teletubbies nodded in agreement.

Just as they all got excited the extremely sexy vacuum cleaner who was named Joss came and warned the teletubbies of the consequences. Joss was the wisest of all creatures in the land and the teletubbies took into account his every word. He told them that if they wanted to break the curse they would have to kill the bearer of the scroll. He told the teletubbies that the bearer is unknown and is from the bloodline of the great Scrolini. The bearer must be female. That only left 0.4 billion possibilities. The teletubbies felt that it would be impossible to find the bearer of the scroll. They decided that it was a risk that they would take the risk and they would wage war on china. The vacuum put his key in the hole and opened the lock to the vault of a thousand years of pain. This vault had been sealed for millions of years. The teletubbies went in and picked out their armor. They looked stunning with the candle light glistening off of their golden armor. Tinkiwinki as the leader put on his helmet and he called them for a short briefing. They assembled in the trophy room. In this hall, there were hundreds of China’s best and bravest soldiers’ heads. The cold blooded killers had been awoken.  “People, we are going to attack this China.” Tinkiwinki announced. “We’ve been tortured enough by the horrible Emperor, WHO. I heard he always throws Po’s gifts away, calls Lala as the worst singer in the world, shoots everything related to green, and calls me girlish. Furthermore, today, he took Dipsy’s lover using his money and power. This country is not fair at all and we are the ones who can fix it. Before we get into the fight, we will sing our Teletubby Song.” <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">Everyone sang. <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">“This beautiful time <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">This beautiful world <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">This beautiful land <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">We were born as Teletubbies <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">Tinkiwinki Dipsy Lala Po <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">Teletubbies <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">Teletubbies <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">Hello Everyone”

<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">The Teletubbies grabbed their weapons and marched until they reached the Great Wall of China. Then called for WHO to show himself but as the coward he was he sent his infinite army to protect him. Po drew her sword and got into a battle stance. It was 4 against 0.3 billion. Po Dipsy Lala and Tinkiwinki looked each other in the eyes and nodded. The Chinese army charged and the Teletubbies and the battle had begun. There was blood everywhere but none came from the Teletubbies. Thousands of innocent lives had been lost due to the cowardliness of the emperor. Dipsy had summoned three of the deadliest daemons known to man. And only one remained standing. The Chinese were depleting and the palace was nearing. Dipsy's eye's filled with rage. He Screamed and summoned the devil himself. He ordered him to search the whole palace for the emperor and that it bring him back alive... The floor was a sea of dead bodies with blood staining the soil red. This soil was stained for thousands of years to come. Po had killed over a million soldiers before she acquired her first wound. It was a blow to her left arm. Po turned to the soldier who hurt her and the shoved her sword right through his body. The top half slid of slowly. Lala was untouchable for she was in a ball covered in titanium spikes. She took out hundreds of soldiers by rolling around in her ball. Tinkiwinki was in the back screaming words of motivation to the Teletubbies at such a high pitch the soldiers were deafening. He could not use his weapon yet because it was too risky. <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">

The news was everywhere. The attack of rouge Teletubbies was in the front page of all the newspapers that existed in the Ancient China. People were scared and prayed as much as they could for their safety from the horrible Teletubbies. Some people said “I knew there was something wrong about those Teletubbies. Even when they smiled, it seemed as if they were hiding something inside.” On the other hand, some people said “How can it be? They looked so cute and adorable! They were my friends. There must be something wrong. There must be a reason why they did that. What if they get hurt?” Nevertheless, they did not get hurt, only a bit but zero percent of serious injuries.

<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">Dipsy went into the palace screaming WHO's name. WHO was nowhere to be seen. Dipsy was furious. He was running around the palace screaming. WHO was hidden in his secret safe house. Dipsy had to level the whole palace before he found the door to the safe house. Meanwhile the other teletubbies were annihilating the Chinese army. What used to be an unstoppable force was now a mere platoon. Dipsy had drawn his long sword and cut open the door with no effort required what so ever. He walked in and fell to the ground. He was lying on the floor. he turned his head to the side and saw all the other teletubbies falling to. The prophecy was taking place soon they would all be nothing but dust. The emperor saw his chance he drew his dagger and stabbed Dipsy in the leg. Dipsy's eyes turned red. he used all his might to stand up. He drew his sword and swung. He missed. Once again he tried. He missed. One last time. He stabbed the emperor in the chest. The wound was fatal and the emperor would soon die. Dipsy went up to rejoin the rest of the teletubbies. He saw that they were all badly wounded. There were still about a thousand Chinese soldiers left alive. Tinkiwinki had no choice. He opened the bag. AIDS had been introduced to the world. The teletubbies were all dying. They were lying next to each other dying. Then the Sexy vacuum cleaner came he looked at the scene ahead and shook his head. He drove over to the bodies and drew his dagger he stabbed Po in the heart. The other teletubbies coughed and started to regain there strength. But Po still lay limp.

<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">Before the teletubbies (except Po) opened their eyes, suddenly, from nowhere, a girl came with a knife. It was Shelby. Her face was pale and she looked scared. She stabbed Tinkiwinki with the knife in the heart. Then she took the knife out of the purple body and put it into Lala’s chest. The sexy vacuum cleaner got extremely shocked and fainted. Shelby was crying and seemed as if she could not believe what she has just done. <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">“I’m sorry, Dipsy. I just have to do this. This is the way, the way to live.” <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">Shelby said. <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">“But, you’ve just killed my friends! How could you do this?” <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">Dipsy said. <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">“I don’t know. I was scared. I was scared you guys might kill me and I might get AIDS. I was scared people in this world will all die of the disease.” Shelby replied. <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">“Then, are you going to kill me?” Dipsy asked. <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">Shelby could not say anything. <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">“Please do not kill me. I will get rid of the AIDS. I will throw my hat away. I will not <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">Fight with anyone. I promise.” Dipsy said. <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">“Promise me you will leave this place forever.” Shelby said. <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">“OK. I promise.” Dipsy said. <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">“How can I believe you?” Shelby asked. <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">“I swear upon my cookie machine” Dipsy said. <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">“Ok. That will do. Now leave!” Shelby yelled. <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">Dipsy opened Tinkiwinki’s bag and put the AIDS into the bag. <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">He said “Teletubby Transporter! Come here oo la la” <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">A thing that looked like a dish appeared from the sky. Dipsy went inside the thing and disappeared. And that children is why you never, ever listen to a teletubbie. <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'"> <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">

<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial','sans-serif'">MESSAGE FROM FEICHING: Very creative. I have never thought of writing such an 'creative' essay before. I like the irony that these creatures can be cold blooded killers, after all they are abit strange. Although you did contradict yourselves saying the Teletubbies were a "very gay race who lived in harmony and believed in peace." There are quite a few numbers of spelling mistakes.

-Thank you Fei Ching. I'll try to fix some spelling mistakes ^^ &happy birthday